Ode to Stinkyhead.

No one is sneakier. Like a thief in the night, he can obtain all things rubber and deftly hide them with precision likely to render them lost forever.

Faster than a speeding turtle; he hurdles, and bounds, and then flops right down.

Destroyer of carpets, scratcher of tiles, and pisser of corners, he has the ability to defy the Law of Conservation of Mass by turning a mere ¼ cup of food into a heaping 1 cup pile of crap.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here’s to my son, Cuervo, the cutest and most lovable ferret in the world.











//I wrote this entry a few days ago, but have just now found a cute picture of Cuervo to post with it. Say a prayer for him, because tomorrow he is going to the doctor - he has become incredibly finicky lately, and isn't eating his regular food. He has dropped a significant amount of weight, and Monika and I are extremely worried about him...